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Ridikzappa 9:34 Tue Dec 2
A long list of sex acts just got banned in UK porn
Pornography produced in the UK was quietly censored today through an amendment to the 2003 Communications Act, and the measures appear to take aim at female pleasure.

The Audiovisual Media Services Regulations 2014requires that video-on-demand (VoD) online porn now adhere to the same guidelines laid out for DVD sex shop-type porn by the British Board of Film Censors (BBFC).

Seemingly arbitrarily deciding what is nice sex and what is not nice sex, the board has banned the following acts from being depicted by British pornography producers:

Spanking
Caning
Aggressive whipping
Penetration by any object "associated with violence"
Physical or verbal abuse (regardless of if consensual)
Urolagnia (known as "water sports")
Female ejaculation
Strangulation
Facesitting
Fisting

The final three listed fall under acts the BBFC views as potentially "life-endangering".

While the measures won't stop people from watching whatever genre of porn they desire, as video shot abroad can still be viewed, they do impose severe restrictions on content created in the UK, and appear to make no distinction between consensual and non-consensual practices between adults.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/a-long-list-of-sex-acts-just-got-banned-in-uk-porn-9897174.html

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HairySpotter 9:37 Tue Dec 2
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west ham are playing ridi!

bruuuno 10:12 Tue Dec 2
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What a load of fucking bollocks. Pretty much every girl I've fucked enjoys being strangled to varying degrees

Iron Duke 11:26 Tue Dec 2
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What is the reasoning behind banning water sports and female ejaculation? It's not exactly violent is it?

geoffpikey 11:38 Tue Dec 2
Re: A long list of sex acts just got banned in UK porn
"What a load of fucking bollocks"

You're watching the wrong kind of porn, fella.

SurfaceAgentX2Zero 11:40 Tue Dec 2
Re: A long list of sex acts just got banned in UK porn
Why is female ejaculation considered ruder than male ejaculation?

Is someone trying to keep it from Queen Victoria?

Cheezey Bell-End 11:47 Tue Dec 2
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If there is nothing illegal happening or being portrayed, it makes no sense that they can ban it. It's just interference where no one else thinks it necessary.

Iron Duke 11:49 Tue Dec 2
Re: A long list of sex acts just got banned in UK porn
Penetration by a dove should be OK as that is associated with peace.

SurfaceAgentX2Zero 11:53 Tue Dec 2
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So spanking and caning are banned, but whipping is ok as long as it isn't too aggressive?

Who makes up this shit?

Willtell 11:55 Tue Dec 2
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Porn is for sados anyway. Who needs porn if you have the real thing...?

gph 11:55 Tue Dec 2
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Non-aggressive whipping is still allowed, but non-aggressive caning and spanking are out of the question?

How odd

Far Cough 11:56 Tue Dec 2
Re: A long list of sex acts just got banned in UK porn
Facesitting

Why?

Dapablo 11:56 Tue Dec 2
Re: A long list of sex acts just got banned in UK porn
Health and Safety for the porn industry, lol

gph 11:57 Tue Dec 2
Re: A long list of sex acts just got banned in UK porn
Oh fuck - too much pissing around editing.

They'll be after me for urolagnia

Dapablo 11:58 Tue Dec 2
Re: A long list of sex acts just got banned in UK porn
You'll notice all future lifting is done with a straight back and bent knees also.

geoffpikey 11:58 Tue Dec 2
Re: A long list of sex acts just got banned in UK porn
"Who makes up this shit?"

is that a challenge to the Mods?

BRANDED 11:59 Tue Dec 2
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What's wrong with face sitting?

Dapablo 12:00 Wed Dec 3
Re: A long list of sex acts just got banned in UK porn
face sitting=suffocation

cholo 12:02 Wed Dec 3
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Water sports is out but apparently scat is fine.

monto 12:02 Wed Dec 3
Re: A long list of sex acts just got banned in UK porn
bruuuno- they just never lived to tell the tale.

BRANDED 12:02 Wed Dec 3
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How many people have been soffocated doing it?

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